You probably cannot imagine a world 你们可能无法想象一个without texting, emailing, blogging, friend ...

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And I went and then I talked to my boss 我找到我的老板Larry Ellison is the CEO of Oracle and I said ...

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And I was telling them, well, it's very simple, my mom went here 我回答说 很简单 因为我妈是那毕业的 ...

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By the authority invested in me by the USC Board of Trustees 我将行使南加大校董会赋予我的权力I here ...

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Mr. President 校长先生Upon the recommendation of the appropriate university committee 根据大学委员 ...

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I meet young comedians all the time, they just say 我总碰到有年轻喜剧演员跟我说I just want to do co ...

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Number 15, this one's really important 第15点 这一点很重要Don't have a relationship with a partner ...

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Now I know this might sound odd 这听起来可能有些奇怪but it's really a genetic flaw that makes us go ...

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You don't pollute anything, you don't make dangerous chemicals, you don't hurt the 你不会造成环境污 ...

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Number 5 第5条my favorite quote from the following poet named John Greenleaf Whittier 是诗人约翰· ...

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I said, a year? 我说 一年？I said, I'm a comedian, I cannot talk for a year? 我可是一个喜剧演员 你 ...

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I always had a place to go back and technically I wasn't a homeless comedian 我总都地方可以回 我并 ...

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And Emerson gave me that opportunity 爱默生给了我这个机会Plus I learned stuff, I learned real stuff ...

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So I go over there and this guy says 于是我去找到那个人I said yeah, I want to be a comedian 我跟他 ...

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It was called Emerson 它叫爱默生And I came here in May for a meeting 我五月来到这里and it was told ...

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That no matter how hard they tried to get the uniform right, it was unappreciated 他们花了很多精力 ...

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The big men in the other boat crews 其它船上的大个子would always make good natured fun of the tiny ...

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Each crew is seven students 每一组有七名学员three on each side of a small rubber boat and one coxsw ...

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Every morning in SEAL training 海豹训练中 每个早晨my instructors, who at the time were all Viet Nam ...

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Well, I am confident that it will look much, much better 我相信 它会变得越来越好but if you will hum ...

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