Crazy story out of North Korea,and that's saying something,Ok?
朝鲜一则疯狂的消息 这很能说明问题了
Cause on an average day in North Korea,it's pretty insane,right?
朝鲜平常的一天就够疯狂了
This is actually a weird story out of North Korea.
这是对朝鲜都很疯狂的消息
That's right.People in North Korea who have the same name as Kim Jong-Un are being ordered to change their name.
朝鲜所有跟金正恩重名的人 被下令改名
If you have the same name,you're being ordered by the government to change your name.
如果你跟他重名 政府命令你改名
Now everyone has the choice of either Khloe or Kourtney Jong-Un.
所以现在大家只能选择 叫克洛伊·正恩或考特尼正恩了
That's your choice,that's it.
只能选这俩
Iran is in the news.Iran may have launched air strikes against Isis.Iran may have attacked Isis,yeah.
伊朗上了新闻 伊朗可能向伊斯兰国发起了空袭 伊朗可能空袭了伊斯兰国组织
You know how long it's been since I have been able to wear my go Iran T-shirt?1979.
你们知道我上次能穿“伊朗加油”T恤衫是多久之前了吗 1979年
I was the only kid in my high school with a go Iran T-shirt.
我当时是学校唯一穿了件“伊朗加油”T恤衫的孩子
It's now more of a crop top,risen up a little.I grew out of it.
现在成了露脐上衣了 我现在穿不下了
It's exciting to root for those guys for a change.
能换换口味为他们加油也不错
Big news in sports.University of Alabama Birmingham has decided to discontinue its football team.
体育界大新闻 阿拉巴马州伯明翰大学 决定解散其橄榄球队
yeah,when they heard this news,New York jets' fans said,wait,can you do that?It's something you can do?
听到消息后 纽约喷气机队的粉丝说 等等 这也行吗 这事可行啊
