Jay Leno, welcome home
杰·雷诺 欢迎回家
By virtue of the power vested in me by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts
我将行使马萨诸塞州
and the Board of Trustees of Emerson College
和爱默生学院校董会授予我的权力
I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of doctor of humane letters
授予你人文学荣誉博士学位
which you have so justly earned with all the rights, privileges and responsibilities pertaining thereto
这是你应得的 以及所有与此相关的权利 特权和责任
and invite you to deliver this morning's commencement address
我邀请你到此做今晨的毕业演讲
Thank you very much. Thank you.
非常感谢大家 谢谢
I am the little man on this totem pole, very distinguished people
我是这个图腾柱上众多杰出人士中很不起眼的一个
I thank Don Lemon for taking time out for looking that airplane to be here today
感谢唐·莱蒙花时间帮我订了今天到这里的机票
Thank you I know you gotta get back
谢谢你 我知道你要回去
Well what's better? Mother's day and graduation?
母亲节和毕业在一天 还有什么更好的
Is there any greater mom gift in the world, look at that, how about that?
还有更好的母亲节礼物吗 这真是太棒了
I want to thank President Pelton and chairman of board Jeff Greenhawt for the opportunity to be with you today
我要感谢佩尔顿校长和校董会主席杰夫·格林霍特 让我今天有机会来到这里
You know I'm stunned to be here
到这里让我受宠若惊
I still can't believe that I'm a college graduate
我现在都还无法相信自己竟然大学毕业了
I still have nightmares that I have tests to take and take my word, I was a terrible student
我还做着噩梦 梦到有考试要考说真的 我是个很差的学生
I'm dislexic, here's how this dyslexia was treated when I was a kid
我有失读症 我小时候失读症是这样治的
