“Why
would you…” 是美式口语中吐槽、质问、调侃、反问的黄金句型之一！它语气可以搞笑、傻眼、失望、撒娇、甚至“翻白眼”，非常适合做有趣短视频或口语教学内容。下面是一些经典又幽默的句式例子： Why would you do that?
意思：你为什么要那样做？
幽默解释：比如你用牙咬开袋装牛奶，然后洒了——Why would you do that?
Why would you say that out loud?!
意思：你干嘛要把那话说出口？！
幽默解释：我刚说“他长得好像炸毛的刺猬”，结果他就在我后面……
Why would you wear that in public?
意思：你居然穿那种衣服出门？
幽默解释：袜子配拖鞋、内裤外穿那种fashion disaster！
Why would you text your ex at 2 a.m.?
意思：你为啥凌晨两点给前任发信息？
幽默解释：困、醉、单身和脑子短路，完美组合技！
Why would you put ketchup on pizza?!
意思：你居然往披萨上挤番茄酱？！
幽默解释：这是犯罪，意大利厨师会从棺材里跳出来打你！
Why would you lie about that?
意思：你为啥要为那种事撒谎？
幽默解释：你说你会弹吉他，结果上台拿了把琵琶。
Why would you name your cat “Chair”?
意思：你为啥把猫取名叫“椅子”？
幽默解释：你喊“Chair come here”，结果全屋椅子都没动，猫也没动。
Why would you bring salad to a BBQ?
意思：你去烧烤带沙拉干嘛？
幽默解释：我们想吃肉，你却想拯救健康……没人感谢你。
Why would you even think that's a good idea?
意思：你怎么会觉得这是个好主意？
幽默解释：比如往微波炉里加铝箔纸……炸裂全场！
Why would you ignore me for three days and then send a meme?
意思：你三天不理我，然后发个表情包就想混过去？
幽默解释：你的冷战像微信延迟，我：？？？你还活着？
